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The wheel turns. What was old becomes new. Morse Code is back in favor.
Twittering text-aholics will soon have a new plaything: Toshiba has teamed up with American microprocessor giant Intel to produce Clique,

What possible cause is there for Chucky to wear red underwear over his head ?

Have you listened on 10m lately ? Take a listen almost anytime the band is open. You will hear 28.400 sounding like most cb channels.

This is getting out of hand. The low life's from 11 meters have all got no-code licenses and moved into the 28.300-28.500 slot. Everybody talking over each other and bringing all the stupid slang to the ham bands.

Listen in and hear them saying things like, 73's, what's your first personal ? What's your 20 ? I even heard one guy call his HR 2510 A 'Quarter-Dime. Or how about the guy that brags about running a kilowatt and only has a tech license. He says if he gets caught, he'll just say he didn't know the rules....sound familiar ?

Please, Please learn the ways of being a ham. Your only disrupting the hobby. Stay on 2meters till you have learned how to conduct yourself on local bands before you move to the worldwide bands. We as Americans don't need to show the whole world how stupid and uneducated we are. I suspect the DX stays above 28.500 for this reason.

Solve the problem. Require code. It's what separates us from the squirrels. The ability to learn.

The NEW Hierarchy is:
Extra w/20 wpm
|
Extra w/13 wpm
Advanced w /13 wpm
General w /13 wpm.
Extra-Lite or Techxtra w / 5 wpm)
Enhanced Novice (formerly 5 wpm General)
Original Tech-Plus w/ 5 wpm
Novice w / 5 wpm
*No-Code Extra
*No-Code General
*No-Code Tech plus

So now, your a no code tech. Do you need an explanation of what propagation is ?
Thats the proper name of the what you No-Coders call SKIP

The power limit on HF is 200 W PEP output for all Technician operators.
Keeping a tech at 200 watts is like keeping a CBer at 5 watts.

From the beginning, the SOS distress signal has actually consisted of a continuous sequence of three-dits/three-dahs/three-dits, all run together without ... wikipedia

An organization dedicated to the ruination and degradation of amateur radio
"in the tradition of K1MAN"

Washington D.C. : It was announced today that Kellogg's and the Federal Communications Commission have signed a pact to issue Amateur Radio Licenses on specially marked boxes of Corn Flakes.....

FCC Modifies Amateur Radio Service Rules, Eliminating Morse Code Exam Requirements and ....
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A conflict of interest ?

As a member of the board of directors of NCI, .
W5YI plays both ends against the middle

I even heard of an individual that failed the test multiple ($75.00 worth) times till the ve's passed him with 19 missed questions. Something smells.

I'm a rare breed. I'm a ham that thinks the ARRL sold us out. We have a bunch of no-coder 2 meter dwellers that will never experience ham radio. And soon we get extra's that can't copy 13 wpm...whats next ?

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FCC evidence exists that proves Morse Code (CW) proficiency is an indicator of a desirable,
motivated, and better qualified operator. Proficiency at Morse Code demonstrates that the operator has worked hard to earn HF privileges and is dedicated to the art and science of Amateur Radio. The overwhelming majority of violations of the FCC code governing Amateur Radio concern operation in the VHF/UHF spectrum, often involving repeaters, and Technician class operators. I have seen only one alleged violation by a CW operator. (ref. “FCC Amateur
Radio Enforcement Letters”, as posted on the ARRL web site).

No-Code Techs are the Welfare Parasites of Ham Radio. They are lazy to the core of the marrow of their bones. This is a classic example of what we can all expect in the future as they become the vocal majority of Ham Radio operators. Chalk it up to those asinine individuals (and organizations) that petitioned for no-code status because of their laziness (individuals) or the profit motive (organizations that sell magazines, tapes, etc.). It is the beginning of the end for Ham Radio as we know it. In the future, it will be monopolized by the same "No-Coders" that are engaging the the age-old practice of dominating a situation and therefore displaying their power and authority. They bow down to their local repeater God 5 times a day on their prayer rugs and don't want to know about the real world of Ham Radio beyond the repeater horizon. I apologize for being this upset over something and expressing it over the Internet but few things cause my bile to boil as much as the general attitude I've run across in the "No-Coders" I've run across. It is a display of arrogence that they DON'T HAVE TO and WON'T learn code and I absolutely and irrevocably detest it. George can count on me and as many friend as I can rally to the cause .......

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No Coders and old timers want the privileges that incentive licensing took away.

The Quarter Century Wireless Association, Inc. has filed a petition with the Federal Communications Commission requesting rulemaking action to amend Section 97.505(a) of the Commission's Rules for the Amateur Radio Service. This amendment would facilitate the restoration of those privileges withdrawn from Advanced and General Class operator licensees on November 22, 1968. The amended rule would do this by requiring administering volunteer examiners to give examination Element 4 credit to current Advanced and General Class licensees also holding an FCC-issued Advanced, General or Conditional Class operator license granted before November 22, 1968. By doing such, the person would become eligible for a Amateur Extra Class operator license, the privileges of which include those withdrawn on November 22, 1968. On November 22, 1968, amateur operators holding Advanced, General and Conditional Class licenses lost significant operating privileges as a result of rules adopted by the FCC in implementing a system of incentive licensing. Every Advanced, General and Conditional Class operator was affected adversely. Within the instant of but a single tick of the clock, their privileges on the most popular amateur service bands were reduced drastically. To regain the privileges withdrawn, a licensee had to upgrade to Amateur Extra Class by traveling to an FCC office and passing difficult high-speed telegraphy and written examinations.

It is the QCWA view that no useful purpose is being served by continuing to deny the privileges withdrawn to those amateur operators who still suffer from that action. The single issue addressed in the petition is the need to restore to these operators the privileges they have not enjoyed for some 32 years. In sharp contrast with the compassionate "grandfathering" provisions recently adopted for the amateur service, the transition to incentive licensing imposed an injustice on all amateur operators holding an Advanced, General or Conditional Class operator license grant on November 22, 1968. It brought serious disruption to the amateur service and created ill will within the amateur service community. Although many, if not most, of the licensees affected have since upgraded to a higher operator class, there is a widespread belief within the amateur service community that the abrupt withdrawing of privileges was unjust to all Advanced, General and Conditional Class operator licensees of that era.

There remains today, at most, a few thousand amateur operators so affected who have not chosen to upgrade. Some do so as their statement in protest to having been affected so adversely. Clearly, these licensees lost significant privileges for which they had previously qualified by examination before FCC examiners. Moreover, for many years - in some instances for many decades - these licensees had been using those privileges at their amateur stations. Most certainly, they had proven conclusively their proficiency in operating an amateur station properly with those privileges. Then, in that instant of time, those very privileges were withdrawn.

As the organization whose purpose is to promote cooperation and friendship among amateur operators of at least 25 years of service, the QCWA seeks a prompt ending of the injustice being suffered by those within its constituency. The QCWA is committed to promoting interest in the amateur service and the advancement of the electronic art, making use of the reservoir of knowledge and experience among the nearly 10,000 members of the QCWA for the benefit of all amateur operators and the furtherance of the public welfare through amateur service communications.
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May God bless the QCWA for trying to fix that wrong.
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One day , while listening to a conversation on 146.50 I was amazed at how low the overall IQ of ham radio had dropped. Two stations were talking and only one of them was clear. When they were asked why one of them was on 146.50 and the other was on 146.495 the answer was, your *radidio must need tweaking cuz were close together and it sounds fine to us.

On one of those rare occasions that I actually talked to a no-coder on 2-meters, I was on 146.52 simplex. The conversation was going well till out of no where the familiar flash of ignorance reared it's head again. The No-Coder was really proud of the fact that my signal was as strong on the reverse as it was on 52. Where do these people come from ?

Another No-Code funny. During a recent weather net, an OLD guy but a no-coder no less checked into the net as a mobile in route to his spotting location. A few minutes later, the No-Coder notified net control that he was *destinated. Net control asked for his QTH. The No-Coder responded, The drive thru at McDonalds.

What's with all the no-coders and vanity calls. Do these idiots actually think people will think their old timers? Guess again. The minute they open their mouth the cat will be out of the bag. Real ham's won't ask you what your First Personal is. (Thanks to K9YK for correcting my error)

Over the years since NO-Code, there have been a million reasons for eliminating the code requirement. This guy is absolutely unique and has gone to an extreme. And He's a GENERAL ?

As I said before, this is an example of what can happen to anyone who learns Morse code, especially in the Michiana area. First, people learn and practice CW for the honest purpose of obtaining an amateur license, but then the Mafia offers them extremely large amounts of money to provide radio
communications for its underworld activities and they succumb.

If the code requirement were completely dropped, this kind of thing would happen less often. As it is right now, we have a cancer growing on amateur radio as more of its licensees become seduced by the easy income that criminal organizations offer to CW operators. Current estimates place the
fraction of operators who receive at 20 wpm or more and who are also a member of an illegal organization at nearly 60 percent and growing. The old Extra Class license has clearly paved the road to Hell.

Painful as it may be, the only solution is to expunge CW from the amateur requirements. Only then will the service return to its untainted roots.

April 15th 2000 was the start of the new designators for ALL upgraded hams with 5wpm.

On two meters lately, I have noticed a tendency of people making a concerted effort to sound like a Lid (i.e. poor operator). Since this appears to be the new style in amateur radio, I thought I would present this handy guide to radio nerd dom. The following is what I call: "How to sound like a Lid in one easy lesson."

1) Use as many Q signals as possible. Yes, I know they were invented solely for CW and are totally inappropriate for two-meter FM, but they're fun and entertaining. They keep people guessing as to what you really meant. i.e. "I'm going to QSY to the kitchen." Can you really change frequency to the kitchen? QSL used to mean " I am acknowledging receipt," but now it appears to mean "yes" or "OK." I guess I missed it when the AARL changed the meaning.

2) Never laugh, when you can say "hi hi." No one will ever know you aren't a long CW ragchewer if you don't tell them. They'll think you've been on since the days of Marconi.

3) Utilize an alternative vocabulary. Use words like "destinated" and "negatory." It's OK to make up your own words here. "Yeah Bill, I pheelbartzaphonix occasionally myself."

4) Always say "XX4XXX (insert your own call) for I.D." Anything that creates redundancy is always strongly encouraged. That's why we have the Department of Redundancy Department. (Please note that you can follow your call with "for identification purposes" instead of "for I.D." While taking longer to say, it is worth more lid-points.)

5) The better the copy on two-meter FM, the more you should phonetically spell your name, especially if it is a short and/or common one. i.e. "My name is Al . . .Alpha Lima" or "Jack . . .Juliet Alpha Charlie Kilo." If at all possible, make up unintelligible phonetics. "My name is Bob . . .Billibong Oregano Bumperpool."

6) Always give the calls of yourself and everyone who is (or has been) in the group, whether they are still there or not. While this has been unnecessary for years, it is still a wonderful memory test.

7) Whenever possible, use the wrong terminology. It keeps people guessing. Use "modulation" when you mean "deviation" and vice-versa. And even if the two-meter FM amplifier you're using is a Class C type amp, and thus not biased for linear amplification, be sure to call it your "linear." Heck, refer to all FM-style amplifiers as "linears." You'll be the king of the "wrong terminology " hill.

8) If someone asks for a break, always finish your turn,talking as long as possible before turning it over. Whenever possible, pass it around a few times first. This will discourage the breaker and, if it is an emergency, will encourage him to switch to another repeater and not bother you.

9) Always ask involved questions of the person who is trying to sign out. Never let him get by with a yes or no answer. Make it a question that will take a long time to answer.

10) The less you know about the subject, the more you should speculate about it on the air. The amount of time spend on your speculations should be inversely proportional to your knowledge of the subject.

11) If someone on the repeater is causing interference, you should talk about that person at great length, making sure to comment on at least four out of six of the following:(1) his mental state; (2) his family; (3) his intelligence, or lack of same; (4) his sexual preference; (5) his relationship to small animals; (6) his other methods of self entertainment.

12) If you hear two amateurs start a conversation on the repeater, wait until they are 20 seconds into their contact,and then break-in to use the patch. Make sure that it's only a simple routine phone call. It's also very important that you run the auto patch for the full three minutes.

13) You hear someone on the repeater giving directions to a visiting amateur. Even if the directions are good, make sure you break-in with your own "alternate route but better way to get there" version. This is most effective if several other Lid trainees join in, each with a different route. By the time the amateur wanting directions unscrambles all the street names whizzing around in his head, he should have mobiled out of range of the repeater. This keeps you from having to stick around and help the guy bet back out of town later.

14) Use the repeater for an hour at a two at a time, preventing others from using it. Better yet, do it on a daily basis. Your quest is to make people so sick of hearing your voice every time they turn on their radio, they'll move to another frequency. This way you'll lighten the load on the repeater, leaving even more time for you to talk on it.

15) See just how much mobile flutter you can generate by operating at handheld power levels too far from the repeater. Engage people in conversations when you know they won't be able to copy half of what you're saying. Even when they say you are un copy able, continue to string them along by making further transmissions. See just how frustrated you can make the other amateur before he finally signs off in disgust.

16) Give out wacky radio advice. When a newcomer's signal is weak into the repeater, tell him he can correct the problem by adjusting the volume and squelch knobs on his radio. Or tell people they're full quieting except for the white noise on their signal. Or. . .well, you get the idea.

17) Use lots of radio jargon. After all, it makes you feel important using words average people don't say. Who cares if it makes you sound like you just fell off of Channel19 on the Citizen's Band? Use phrases such as "Roger on that," "10-4," "You're making the trip," and "Negatory on that."

18) Use excessive microphone gain. See just how loud you can make your audio. Make sure the audio gain is so high that other amateurs can hear any bugs crawling on your floor. If mobile, make sure the wind noise is loud enough that others have to strain to pick your words out from all the racket.

19) Be as verbose as possible. Never say "yes" when you can say "He acquiesced in the affirmative by saying 'yes'." (No kidding, I actually heard that one.)

20) Start every transmission with the word "Roger" or "QSL." Sure, you don't need to acknowledge that you received the other transmission in full. After all, you would simply ask for a repeat if you missed something. But consider it your gift to the other amateur to give him solace every few seconds that his transmissions are being received.

21) When looking for a contact on the repeater, always say you're "listening" or "monitoring" multiple times. I've always found that at least a half dozen times or so is good. Repeating your multiple "listening" ID's every 10-15 seconds is even better. Those people who didn't want to talk to you will eventually call you, hoping you'll go away after you have finally made a contact.

22) Give out repeater FM signal reports using the HF SSBR-S system ("You're 5 by 9 here.") Sure it's considered improper for FM operation and you may even confuse some people, but don't let that spoil your fun!

23) Always use a repeater, even you can work the other station easily on simplex--especially if you can make the contact on simplex. The coverage of the repeater you use should be inversely proportional to your distance from the other station.

24) If you and the other station are both within a mile or two of the repeater you are using, you should always give a signal report. ("I'm sitting under the repeater and I know you can see it from there, but you're full quieting into the repeater. How about me?")

25) In the same vein as the previous step, when monitoring a repeater, you should always give signal reports as if the repeater didn't exist. ("Yep I'm right under the repeater. You've got a whopping signal You're S-9 plus60. That must be a great rig.")

26) On repeaters with courtesy tones, you should always say "over." Courtesy tones are designed to let everyone know when you have un keyed, but don't let that stop you. Say "over," "back to you," or "go ahead." It serves no useful purpose, but don't worry--it's still fun.

27) Think up interesting and bizarre things to do to tie-up the repeater. The goal here is not to facilitate communications but to entertain all the scanner listeners out there. Do something original. Try to hum CTCSS (PL) tones. Sing pager tones. You're getting the idea.

28) Use the repeater's auto patch for frivolous routine calls. While pulling into the neighborhood, call home to let them know you'll be there in two minutes. Or call your spouse to complain about the bad you had at work. After all, the club has "measured rate" service on their phone line, so they get charged for each auto patch call. Your endeavor is to make so many patches in a year that cost the club at least $20 in phone bills. That way you'll feel you got your money's worth for your dues.

29) Never say "My name is. . ." It makes you sound human. If at all possible, use one of the following phrases: a) "The personal here is. . ." b)" The handle here is. . ." Normally, handles are for suitcases, but it's OK to use them anyway. Don't forget this has worked just fine for CB'ers for years.

30) Use 73 and 88 incorrectly. Both are already considered plural, but add a "s" to the end anyway. Say 73's or "88's." Who cares if it means "best regardses" and "love and kisseses." Better yet, say "seventy thirds." (By the way, 70thirds equals about 23.3)

31) Make people think you have a split personality by referring to yourself in the plural phrase. When you're in conversation and are alone at your radio, always say "We're" or "We've" instead of "I'm" or "I've" (i.e. "we've been doing this . . ." "we're doing that. . .","we're clear"). Everyone knows you're by yourself, but when they ask you who is with you, make up somebody important like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bill Clinton.

32) Always attempt to use the higher functions of the repeater before you have read the directions. Nothing will work, but you'll have great fun and get lots of people to give you advice.

33) Test repeater functions repeatedly (that's why they call it a repeater). Test your signal strength from the same locations several times every day. Concentrate on testing things that really matter, like the number of times the repeater has been keyed-up. That stuff is fun to track. Test the outside temperature as often as possible. The farther the temperature goes from the norms, the more often you should test it. Also, if you get a pager set to the repeater's output frequency, as soon as you receive it, set it off every30 seconds or so until the battery runs down. Better yet, interrupt conversations to test it.

34) If the repeater is off the air for service, as soon as it's turned back on complain about the fact that it was off the air. Act as though your entire day has been ruined because the repeater wasn't available when you wanted to use it.

35) Find ways to get around the "no business rule" on auto patches. Your plan is to try and fool the repeater control operators. Invent code words your secretary at work will understand to disguise any business talk so it sounds like personal chatter. Or get to be friends with the local Domino's Pizza manager. Make it so that when you call on the patch to ask him to bring over the "floppy disk" you need to your house, he shows-up 30 minutes later with a piping hot large pepperoni and sausage pie. The possibilities are endless. . .

Just using a few of these easy steps should put you well on the way to Lid-hood. I hope these helpful hints will save you some time in your quest to sound like the perfect Lid.

Hats off to N9GDR and his excellent efforts on the weather net. A real hero on amateur radio. You low and No coders could learn a lot from listening to his nets on 146.97.

When will KG9QJ learn that his HT barely gets into the 147.015 Hendricks county repeater or that his HT is at best case worthless to the state weather net on 146.97. What is more important, his radio or the health and welfare of the people in Hendricks county. Plug the 25 watt radio back in or stand by for a station that isn't such a pussy.

KC9IXV seems to want to hide his public information. QRZ obliged him, He must have made a lot of enemies in his short time as a ham, but this sounds more like some "CB" squabble.

Call: KC9IXV Class: Technician

COMPAGNARI JR, DANIEL J
10256 S EDGEWATER DR
SILVER LAKE, IN 46982

     Issued: 03/03/2006
    Expires: 03/03/2016
Effective: 03/03/2006
Last Change: 03/03/2006

Licensee ID: L01124342
        FRN: 0014747364

handymandan@comcast.net wrote:

I received a letter from the group of jammers blackmailing me steve and jimmy. if we dont go silent key they will dead key and play recordings of us on the repeaters. I believe that most hams know who these jammers are and they are turning their heads like it doesnt exist. I am not anti-american i am anti-corrupt government. I believe they dont hear enough of our conversations so steve jimmy and myself will have to rag chew more often. w9art is one of these jammers and he has a history of documented malicious interference with the f.c.c. If you hear our voices on the 285 talking to eachother it is not us it is some hams that never should have been given a call sign to begin with. 73's kc9ixv

A worked all states via email award. Before you laugh, I overheard 2 No-Code tech's talking on a local repeater. The gist of the conversation was How to get a WAS award when all you can do is work repeaters. The smart one of the two suggested "we could bootleg on the 'high ones' "refering to operating above channel 40 on 11meters. The really stupid one of the two came up with the wizbang idea of a EWAS. He said it has to be as hard or harder than just getting on the radio and calling 40 states, even on the uppers. Yea, said the smart one, You'd have to look up alot of email addresses and send them email and hope they qsl'ed right back. DUH!

It’s just like learning to ride a bicycle. It’s far better to learn the Morse symbols by sound, and not sight! It is not a good idea to memorize a written table. Get an experienced Morse operator to send characters to you with an audio oscillator, saying each character after it’s sent. You want to recognize the characters by their sound. Tapes are available which will teach you to recognize the symbols by their sound.

The ideal method to learn Morse is by use of a computer. Morse code training programs are available — see below for one of them.

Learn each character at a speed of about 12 - 14 WPM, with long gaps between characters. The gaps will close as you advance. When you have learned the characters, you can practice from a tape at varying speeds.

Copying random, 5 character groups is good for reinforcing the characters in your mind and finding those that trip you up, but don’t practice only with these. Move on to plain language once you have attained reasonable proficiency. The Morse test is a plain language one, and copying plain language is very different from copying random groups.

Make Morse a part of your daily life. When you walk or drive down the street translate signs into Morse, and sound them under your breath. At home, translate newspaper text into Morse the same way. No longer will the lame excuse " I don't have time " be valid.

Always keep yourself stretched out in your receiving practice. When you get to about 90 percent accuracy at one speed move up a little faster until you can manage accurately at about 6 or 7 words per minute (WPM) for the 5 WPM test . You now have good buffer for the test.

Most people find it easier to print rather than write at first. Avoid anticipating what is coming next. Many mistakes are made during the test by those who wrongly anticipate the following character or word.

Learn sending only after the correct sound of the characters is embedded in your mind. Use a straight key but open up the contacts to a reasonable gap for a start with the key secure and on the edge of the table. Arm at right angles, elbow level with the key. Imagine an axle through your elbow keeping it stationary. Place two fingers on the knob with the thumb underneath. Now send both dots and dashes by pumping your wrist. Don’t send too fast! Make sure your dashes and dots are sent with the correct 3:1 ratio. It is very frustrating trying to read Morse where the dots and dashes are about the same length. And make sure your characters have enough space between them. Running characters together often happens when an operator is trying to send faster than manual dexterity allows.

Finally, remember that Morse operators have their own international CW abbreviations which allow you to communicate easily with those in foreign countries. All CW hams know the basic English words for a good contact and you won’t have accent problems with Morse.

The view of KB9TRQ " CW shit and the fat, stupid, shitty old men that stand up with the traditions of motherfucking 1910. "
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Back in packet radio history, the use of Unattended HF packet was illegal except for this select list

CONSIDERATE...never knowingly operates in such a way as to lessen the pleasure of others.

LOYAL...offers loyalty, encouragement and support to other amateurs, local clubs, and the American Radio Relay League, through which Amateur Radio in the United States is represented nationally and internationally.

PROGRESSIVE...with knowledge abreast of science, a well-built and efficient station and operation above reproach.

FRIENDLY...slow and patient operating when requested; friendly advice and counsel to the beginner; kindly assistance, cooperation and consideration for the interests of others. These are the hallmarks of the amateur spirit.

BALANCED...radio is an avocation, never interfering with duties owed to family, job, school or community.

PATRIOTIC...station and skill always ready for service to country and community.

K9YK Steve has a nice collection of radio's, and other memorabilia. Check it out
www.k9yk.com

* All comments are the opinion of the author and may not be based in fact.
But probably are.

KK9G
The Ham you love to hate
An equal opportunity offender

This website is dedicated to those who have distinguished themselves in my eyes.
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Fan Mail

If you must send me an email, understand that I have the right to do with it as I please.

A conflict of interest ?

www.fists.org

On Top of Everything Else
No Coders and old timers want the privileges that incentive licensing took away.

The wall of shame

KK9G The Ham you love to hate An equal opportunity offender

This website is dedicated to those who have distinguished themselves in my eyes. (Read the terms of service for this webpage)

Fan Mail

If you must send me an email, understand that I have the right to do with it as I please.

A conflict of interest ?

www.fists.org

On Top of Everything Else No Coders and old timers want the privileges that incentive licensing took away.

The wall of shame

KK9G
The Ham you love to hate
An equal opportunity offender

This website is dedicated to those who have distinguished themselves in my eyes.
(Read the terms of service for this webpage)

On Top of Everything Else
No Coders and old timers want the privileges that incentive licensing took away.